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The Bus Stop

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I happened to be traveling from Oyo back to my place some weeks ago and was at the bus stop, waiting for the bus to get fully loaded so that I might be on my way. During my time there, waiting for ten (10) other passengers to take their seats, I had lots of encounters and experiences to recount. I could group these encounters by the persons that brought about them and into the following categories..
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Nollywood Fails / Funny

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Okay. So I was surfing the web, bored much and looking for something to cheer me up when this particular pic got me laughing. It was a Nollywood subtitle fail. I couldn’t stop laughing. Then the wave hit me — “If this one exists, there are many more out there. My readers need to see this”.
So I switched to 3G mode (I even drained my battery for y’all. I really love you all oh!) and started to look for others. My search yielded results, and the results are gonna make you wet your pants, I promise 😀

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The Twitter Handbook

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Over the years, I just felt Twitterℱ should have had its own handbook. Since that’s not forthcoming, I’ve put together mine, thanks to Mr. Cerebrum *taps cranium* and some online bodies. Enjoy..
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Rats’ Night Out — Chapter III

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You filthy things forgot rule number 1 : Never mess with the chefs. Prepare to meet your creator.

You filthy things forgot rule number 1 : Never mess with the chefs. Prepare to meet your creator.

(In case you haven’t read Chapter I and Chapter II , follow the links to read them)

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Rats’ Night Out — Chapter II

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Oya! We don ready. Whats the plan? We will bend to all of your demands

Oya! We don ready. What is the plan?

I know you must have been waiting for the rest of the story, well, here I am, still at my secret location, frustrating Larry who can’t seem to get a hold on his site anymore. Well, let me continue from where I left off. For those of you who haven’t read Chapter I, you can read it here

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Rats’ Night Out — Chapter I

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Look at you! Bloody stingy humans. Walahi! Nobody fit take this one from me

{Hello, I know it may shock you to find out that a rat wrote this blogpost. I’ve been genetically engineered, scientifically modified, biologically disposed, personally — erm, you get the idea already. Lemme share an experience with you before the owner of this blog catches me on his dashboard}
*sips Larry’s wine* *puts ‘Skelewu’ on repeat*
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